Who Feels Like Accepting My Apology...?

WOW.

I'm in the middle of an acrimonious marriage that's refusing to become an amicable divorce, is all I can say. That, and SORRY you guys. I'll apologise individually later, because, well, telling people to fuck off individually, by name, is one thing: naming them and giving details of who they are to me is completely different.

I don't mind offending people, but I'd hate to embarrass anyone by mentioning, say, how sweet they were to some random German girl, and listing that as one of the reasons I should never have told them to fuck off (because really, they are a lovely and often selfless person).

I don't mind calling everyone I know an asshole, but c'mon. I'm not about to start saying how sweet you all are, each in your own little ways.

Except maybe you, Dan (Daniel, indeed, lol). You are just enough of a girl, that I can probably apologise specifically to you, and mention all the gently inquisitive, tender, reassuring, amusing emails I get, every time you think I'm upset... thank you for all that. I'm very sorry I threw a fuck-you your way (naturally I mean a fuck-you that's not meant literally... I'd *love* to throw a fuck-you-fuck-me-let's-fuck your way, lol).

And do you know what? That mostly goes for the rest of you. You're my friends, and if I can ever manage to get myself disentangled from all this, you should hit me up. We'll see what happens.

For sure, I don't want any of you to fuck OFF... so please just ignore my last ranting nonsensical post.