I Feel Chubby...

I feel chubby, oh so chubby,

I feel chubby, and tubby, and plump--

And so chubby, and I look just like a dowdy frump (lalalala LA lala LA lala)

I feel chunky, oh so chunky,

It's not funky, how chunky, I feel--

And so chubby, I would roll downhill just like a wheel...

See the chubby girl in that mirror there? (What mirror where?)

Who can that enormous girl be? (Oh that one, OH, ummm)

Such a chubby face, such a chubby smile, such a chubby girl, such a chubby MEEEEE.... (ouch)

I feel bovine, I'm expanding, and my waistline is landing on COW,

For I eat, and there isn't no stopping me NOW....................... (nom NOM)