Do You Like Scones?

I do. I prefer biscuits, American-style, but scones are good too.

I wish someone would make some for me. Or better yet, teach me how to make them myself. That would take longer, and be more interesting, and at the end of it, I'd have a new skill; and with some luck, I'd have a new friend, as well.

I am starving. I am wasting away, and not from lack of food.

Why is it that no matter how loudly I scream, NO ONE CAN HEAR ME?